Not sure what to say on your spud? Here's some of our most popular potato puns!
- Haters gonna hate, taters gonna tate.
- We collected money to buy you a gift. This is it.
- Remember that time we got baked like a potato?
- My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
- You're the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
- Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we're best spuds!
- What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles!
- What do you call a potato that's hesitant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater!
- What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
- What's a potato's favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
- What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A Dicktater!
- What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato!
- Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
- I love you more than I love potatoes.
- Drop it like it's hot (potato).
- Mash me and give thanks.
- Suns out, tots out.
- Yukon do it!
- Thanks to you, i'm saddled with unnecessary peelings.
- If only you knew how mash you mean to me.
- I miss you! I'll see you tater!
- Let's get mashed tonight!
- You must be a potato, because I like you a tot!
- Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
- John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
- Here's a potato for my best spud!
- Got drunk and found this website. Sorry!
- What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
- What do you call an everyday potato? A commentator!
- What do you call someone who spends a lot of their time in their garden? A medi-tater!
- I find you very a-peeling.
- I like you a latke!
- You're one hot potato!
- Who needs flowers when you can get surprise potatoes.
- We're a perfect mash.
What happened when the potato's daughter left dirty dishes in the sink? He became a hot potato. Happy Fathers day old spud!
Boil 'em, Mash 'em, put them in a stew. Welcome HOME from Me to you!
Happy Papa's Day! Get it? Cause papa is potato in Spanish?
- Because a potato is the BEST drunk purchase ever. Love you!
- Rain drop, drop top. Please don't mash this potato for the crock pot!
- If we played hot potato, I'd lose because I'd never let you go.
Roses are red, This potato is kind of gray, We love you, Have a happy Father's day!
- Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
- Are you a potato? Because i'd mash you.
- Happy Birthday to my best spud....get it?? Spud...bud??
- If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet potato.
- What do you call a baby potato? A small fry!
- I love you a tot!
WHAT WOULD YOUR POTATO SAY? #POTATOPARCEL